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Journal of a Coffin Dodger

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Dissonances (Dissonanzen)
(ca 1927)
Karl Wiener
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Spinning a Yarn
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Hermann Kern
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JOURNAL OF A COFFIN DODGER CHAPTER A
CHAPTER A 'So, what's with the Pommy new chum, over in Ward 2? Is he as bent as blokes say he is?' Adrian’s question drifted on the chilly air of a 1970s June weekend. A question asked as Adrian leant back against a table in the centre of a Staff Room. A room where an icy wind rattled the roof tiles above that room while grey clouds rolled across a sombre sky. Chris Carter, standing beside Adrian, blew cigarette smoke towards the dusty cobwebs sweeping between the room's crum
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Jan 11, 202539 min read
JOURNAL OF A COFFIN DODGER, CHAPTER B
CHAPTER B But before narrating the incident of a fire and a murder, there is another incident I will get off my chest. This incident is about an encounter with a guy in a tyre workshop decades after that first named incident. I reached the tyre workshop, where crumpled food wrappers sprawled along the edge of the broken concrete footpath to either side of the entrance doorway. Greasy detritus, pockmarked with sprouting weeds, that rustled under the cold, poking stabs of a mor
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Jan 8, 202518 min read
JOURNAL OF A COFFIN DODGER CHAPTER C
CHAPTER C A warm afternoon breeze lashed greasy food wrappers, swirling them around my ankles, as I arrived at the glass door entrance to the tyre workshop. I held the backpack in one hand and pushed the door with the other. I stepped through the doorway and wended my way, past coils of electrical wiring and men on ladders, towards the back of the building. I didn't see the pasty-faced slimeball. Instead, a woman greeted me as I drew close to the back wall. 'Hi! I'm June,' s
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Jan 7, 202510 min read
JOURNAL OF A COFFIN DODGER CHAPTER D
Chapter D A mournful sounding breeze wandered through the dry grass covering unmarked graves as I looked towards the abandoned medical research building. 'So,' Anne said, as we sat together sometime during the 1970s on a stone bench, 'that building was abandoned, what, about fifteen years ago? I nodded. 'Because...' 'The scandals were multiplying,' I continued. 'And it was feared by the asylum administration that the Sydney papers would take in interest in them.' 'Scandals
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Jan 6, 202534 min read
JOURNAL OF A COFFIN DODGER CHAPTER E
CHAPTER E 'So, the bitches have buggered off? And you reckon you gave nothing away, eh? Am I right?' The man's menacing eyes raked the face of the woman sitting across a table from him. He leaned forward across the table as the dark green vinyl bench seat on which he sat creaked. The woman drew back. She pressed herself into the padded backrest of the light grey vinyl bench seat on which she tensed her nervous self. She squirmed, like a worm on a baited fishing line, as she w
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Jan 1, 202519 min read
JOURNAL OF A COFFIN DODGER CHAPTER F
Chapter F 'Stuff happened at the farmhouse last night, crazy, nasty stuff,' Rebekah exclaimed as she walked out from behind a chrome edged Forest Green Formica counter. Her shoes clacked across shiny square black and white Lino floor tiles while high above her, four fans whirred along the length of a grimy pressed metal ceiling. The fans ruffled the hot, dusty morning summer air of a town on the North Coast of New South Wales as Rebekah strode towa
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Dec 29, 202419 min read
JOURNAL OF A COFFIN DODGER CHAPTER G
CHAPTER G Though dealing with Clare's incarceration in the asylum was straightforward, dealing with her brother Bill was something else. His febrile nature was challenging to address, no matter the setting or the occasion. A fact written about in Clare's journals and an issue observed by Rebekah when Bill met Clare in the milk bar. An encounter a couple of days back from where Rebekah was now, sitting in the front passenger seat of the Buggy. She sat alongside Clare on a sunn
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Dec 22, 202416 min read
JOURNAL OF A COFFIN DODGER CHAPTER H
CHAPTER H One over-time afternoon shift, about a week after my talk with Belinda, I walked into Banksia's Staff Room to make myself a cup of coffee. While making it, I gazed through the closed sliding glass door that opened onto a concrete courtyard. An open dusty wind-swept space that led out from the back of the Staff Room towards the black asphalt of a car park. After making the coffee, I thought about where to drink the brew, either inside or outside, where mucky newspape
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Dec 14, 202415 min read
JOURNAL OF A COFFIN DODGER CHAPTER I
CHAPTER I A glowing cigarette marked the stealthy movements of two figures as they emerged from the shadows of a spreading Moreton Bay Fig Tree. The dark-clothed figures, with cloth caps pulled low over their faces, moved through a full moon's gentle light towards a derelict building. Their shadows slithered along the tire tracks which scarred the ground leading to the ash-smeared ruins. The glowing cigarette fell to the ground as the figures drew closer to the blackened she
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Dec 9, 202415 min read
JOURNAL OF A COFFIN DODGER CHAPTER J
CHAPTER J 'Here's my uncle!' Anne exclaimed one afternoon in our house on Wentworth Avenue, Vaucluse a couple of weeks after we left the farmhouse on the North Coast. The newspaper she had been reading in the lounge room rustled as she carried the paper out onto the veranda. As she walked along the veranda, gusts from an icy wind blew onto the green and white striped canvas blinds. Like sails on a yacht, the blinds billowed out into the veranda. The cords holding them to t
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Nov 27, 202418 min read
JOURNAL OF A COFFIN DODGER CHAPTER K
CHAPTER K As I had read Clare's journals and had noticed Mike in action at the asylum where I worked, I had no hesitation in confirming...
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